Sooo my day today started like this :

I woke up needing to pee like a pregnant horse!!! I had my laptop on my bed and instead of thinking just roll over to the other side of the bed (where the laptop was and the side i needed to get out to get to the door), i decided to stand on my bed, step over my laptop then step onto the floor... Worst.Mistake.EVER! I stood up, stepped with my left foot over my laptop, missed my bed completely, did the splits, landed completely on my ankle and twisting it, smashed my shin on something which caused a HUGE instant lump, smacked my head on one wall and my shoulder on another... I now cant walk on my foot, have a huge bruise on my head and my shoulder and a massive lump on my shin...

Thankfully my day got better.